a good response to the question “how old are you?” is something along the lines of “dunno i stopped counting after the first few centuries”
and it needs to be said seriously without smiling or humor or as casually as possible and followed by “so anyway” and a subject change as if it’s completely normal
clint barton shows up to shield 15 minutes late with a starbucks
apparently one gay superhero couple is way too much for straight people to handle
This is the Master-ring, the O n e R i n g to rule them all. This is the O n e R i n g that he lost many ages ago, to the great weakening of his power. He greatly desires it— but he must not get it.
What isn’t cultural appropration:
• Trying/eating/making a culture’s food
• Listening to that culture’s music
• Watching that culture’s movies
• Reading that culture’s books
• Appreciating that culture’s art
• Wearing that culture’s clothing IF in a setting…
imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”GO CHOP SOME LUMBER
"what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car"
"Don’t you have something to fix somewhere."
“The wire tenses, back muscles tighten and lock. Slow your breathing. Exhale— relax your hand—”
Hawkeye (2012) #2
Legolas was an obese baby elfling
I guess Thranduil couldn’t stop spoiling Daddy’s little princeling.